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"I met my wife in English class. By just random chance, I was the only boy in the class. And I flirted with her. She was totally preppy. She would wear pennyloafers and a jacket - a blazer - to class every day, and I was the opposite. So I figured it was a little bit of the opposite attracts kind of business. I wrote her poems in class that, um, made fun of her. So, um. (rubs his eyes) I’m not crying, I’m not crying! Yes, I wrote her a poem. This is before we consummated our relationship. And by “consummated,” I mean gave each other hickeys. But I wrote her a poem about her beauty, in which I likened her nose to a great cathedral. I’ll tell you everything. We’ve been together for twenty-something years, so this should take a while. We went on a trip together. We went to Boston together for something called Head of the Charles, rowing? crew? boats? And we went there and there was some vodka. Somebody got somebody to go to the liquor store and buy the booze and vodka. This is inappropriate and I don’t know why I’m telling this story. Anyway, we got a little drunk, we were in high school, we went back to a hotel room, with a bunch of other people, I might add - we were very virginal at the time. And then we parted ways; I had to go to my dad’s, and she had to go do some other things, and so we met back at school on the bus. And I noticed that Vicki had hickeys all over her neck. And I was like, “Wow! Three days, and she already met somebody.” I didn’t say it to her face, but “Slut!” is what I thought. And then we got to talking, walking from the bus to our class and I asked her very eloquently if she would be interested in “a relationship,” because I didn’t know what else to say. So we’ve been stuck for some time now. But those hickeys, apparently, were from me. She had gone through the same thought process when she saw the ones on my neck. Neither of us had any recollection of that. We were both still - we both had preserved our delicate flowers of virginity on that weekend. But she also came back from that weekend bearing some bruises on her inner thighs. Which neither of us, again, can account for. Serious overshare just then. The message I’m trying to tell is that all good things begin with a blackout."

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cdnbigfoot:

Hannah, watch this Hartbig tribute video.

Please? Please? You will laugh I PROMISE

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louie-key:

myinterpretation5:

thethneedler:

EVERYBODY SHOULD READ THIS!!!!!!!!!REBLOG…IT CAN SAVE A LIFE OR TWO!!!WARNING: Some knew about the red light on cars, but not Dialing 112.An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. Lauren’s parents have always told her to never pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road, but rather to wait until they get to a gas station, etc.Lauren had actually listened to her parents advice, and promptly called, 112 on her cell phone to tell the police dispatcher that she would not pull over right away. She proceeded to tell the dispatcher that there was an unmarked police car with a flashing red light on his rooftop behind her. The dispatcher checked to see if there were police cars where she was and there weren’t, and he told her to keep driving, remain calm and that he had back up already on the way. Ten minutes later 4 cop cars surrounded her and the unmarked car behind her. One policeman went to her side and the others surrounded the car behind. They pulled the guy from the car and tackled him to the ground. The man was a convicted rapist and wanted for other crimes.I never knew about the 112 Cell Phone feature. I tried it on my AT&T phone & it said, “Dialing Emergency Number.”Especially for a woman alone in a car, you should not pull over for an unmarked car. Apparently police have to respect your right to keep going on to a safe place.*Speaking to a service representative at Bell Mobility confirmed that 112 was a direct link to State trooper info. So, now it’s your turn to let your friends know about “Dialing, 112”You may want to send this to every Man, Woman & Youngster you know; it may well save a life. This applies to ALL 50 statesPLEASE PASS ALONG TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY, IT CAN SAVE A LIFE….

Works in Canada too guys, just tried it!

Reblogging for anyone of the feminine preference that follow me. (Or for general knowledge.)

louie-key:

myinterpretation5:

thethneedler:

EVERYBODY SHOULD READ THIS!!!!!!!!!
REBLOG…IT CAN SAVE A LIFE OR TWO!!!
WARNING: Some knew about the red light on cars, but not Dialing 112.
An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. Lauren’s parents have always told her to never pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road, but rather to wait until they get to a gas station, etc.

Lauren had actually listened to her parents advice, and promptly called, 112 on her cell phone to tell the police dispatcher that she would not pull over right away. She proceeded to tell the dispatcher that there was an unmarked police car with a flashing red light on his rooftop behind her. The dispatcher checked to see if there were police cars where she was and there weren’t, and he told her to keep driving, remain calm and that he had back up already on the way. 

Ten minutes later 4 cop cars surrounded her and the unmarked car behind her. One policeman went to her side and the others surrounded the car behind. They pulled the guy from the car and tackled him to the ground. The man was a convicted rapist and wanted for other crimes.
I never knew about the 112 Cell Phone feature. I tried it on my AT&T phone & it said, “Dialing Emergency Number.”
Especially for a woman alone in a car, you should not pull over for an unmarked car. Apparently police have to respect your right to keep going on to a safe place.

*Speaking to a service representative at Bell Mobility confirmed that 112 was a direct link to State trooper info. So, now it’s your turn to let your friends know about “Dialing, 112”

You may want to send this to every Man, Woman & Youngster you know; it may well save a life. 

This applies to ALL 50 states
PLEASE PASS ALONG TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY, IT CAN SAVE A LIFE….

Works in Canada too guys, just tried it!

Reblogging for anyone of the feminine preference that follow me. (Or for general knowledge.)

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You know how sometimes…

mydrunkkitchen:

…you get to a cafe to work and your have all your books and materials set and you order the perfect food and it arrives and you have your tea and everything is great…

… EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE TO PEE SO BAD AND WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE MY BACKPACK AND MY PHONE AND MY LAPTOP WHAT IF THEY CLEAR MY PLATE WHILE I’M IN THE BATHROOM I’M SAVING THE LAST BITE???

#lifeispain

#bookwriting

Love,
Hannah

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shootingstarsarefallingangels:

gallifreyfieldsforever:

Real Name: Rose Marion Tyler

Current Alias: Bad Wolf

Affiliation: Avengers, S.H.I.E.L.D., Torchwood, The Doctor (past)

Alignment: Good

Abilities: Can control Vortex energy

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I refuse to believe that Torchwood and S.H.E.I.L.D. never worked together in Pete’s world.

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 this should happen! ;o


love this too much to just like it.

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baneofawolf:

arfurpendraguhn:

yoursohypnotising:

yourethevoice:

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 this should happen! ;o

love this too much to just like it.

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GUYS GUYS

monkeyslutisblown:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

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judeasaxon:

Sherlock says he doesn’t care who the prime minister is

Imagine this:

Sherlock: Who are you exactly?

Harriet Jones: Harriet Jones. Prime minister.

#THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU DON’T KNOW WHO HARRIET JONES IS

CAN THIS HAPPEN NOW PLEASE?

CROSSOVERS, CROSSOVERS EVERYWHERE!

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mamamantis:

*flits over on beautiful fairy wings*

just bc a ship includes two men doesn’t mean it’s fetishizing homosexuality

*throws a handful of glitter*

furthermore the immense and violently outraged reaction to queer fetishization in the form of slash shipping seems to be less about…

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oh-thank-cheesecake:

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geisttotend:

no but seriously i have this text post stuck in my sketchbook it genuinely motivates me to do art

THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

Hot like potato crisps

oh-thank-cheesecake:

stridersknowbest:

geisttotend:

no but seriously i have this text post stuck in my sketchbook it genuinely motivates me to do art

THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

Hot like potato crisps

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keepanopenmouth:

So I had this on my previous blog where I was posting the images up every day and had the before and after shot up…which since today has been POOF deleted. So here’s my view on Tumblr Gym’s bikini burn for all y’all that missed me rant earlier…

I liked it. It got me…

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mostly10:


now we know what we didn’t know before. be cool and delete your reblogs/edits of the pics from steve’s wedding and let people know (nicely!) if you see them reblogged.

mostly10:

now we know what we didn’t know before. be cool and delete your reblogs/edits of the pics from steve’s wedding and let people know (nicely!) if you see them reblogged.

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